And now for Something Completely Different:

From the mad Aussie that got me my first capship kill.

Dantan
From: Darth Bex
Sent: 2012.02.16 10:29
To: Corelin, (and others)

Sung to the tune of “Downtown” by Petula Clark

When you’re a noob and EVE is making you vengeful
You can always go – Dantan
When you’ve got iskies and a Dessie to dispose of
Seems to help, I know – Dantan
Just listen to the music of the strips miners on the ice bergs
Linger at the station where the neon signs are pretty
How can you lose?

The lights are much brighter there
You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares
So go Dantan, things’ll be great when you’re
Dantan – so many noobs to grief
Dantan – mining bots waiting for you

Don’t hang around and let your war targets surround you
There are noobs you know – Dantan
Maybe you know some little safe spots to go to
Where they never scan – Dantan
Just listen to the rhythm of the ice beam lasers pulsin’
You’ll be ganking and collecting tears before the night is over
Happy again

The lights are much brighter there
You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares
So go Dantan, where all the bots are under tanked
Dantan – the noobs are less than bright
Dantan – a gankers smorgasbord for you

And you may find somebody kind to help and understand you
Someone who is just like you and needs a gentle hand to
Guide them along

So maybe I’ll see you there
We can forget all our troubles, fix our sec status later
So go Dantan, things’ll be great when you’re
Dantan – slow concord response time
Dantan – so many noobs waiting for you

Dantan, dantan, dantan, dantan…

From the brain of Bex 🙂

I'm using it every time I can

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About Corelin

An Eve playing Fool who occasionally writes about the shenanigans he and his minions get up to.

Posted on February 23, 2012, in Meta. Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. Fantastic Corelin, nice to see it’s published.

    But everyone should count themselves lucky that they don’t have to be in Teamspeak when Bex starts singing.

    It’s not that he can’t sing, he can’t, it’s just he it hurts to listen to him 🙂

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