So my miner hit 50! Always a good time in FF XIV. Now I have access to high level crafting mats. I can efficiently farm crystals and in-demand materials to buff my wallet. AND I’M OVER A MILLION GIL POORER AND MIGHT PAY MORE THAN 4 MILLION TO MAX IT OUT.
Yeah. I’m POOR. I mean incredibly poor. I’m nowhere NEAR first to market of course, and I can’t gather the absolute top end gear. I’m making money at an acceptable rate, I could probably clear a couple hundred thousand on a work night and I don’t doubt I could clear a million on a GOOD weekend binge. Between the ventures I can complete and the unspoiled nodes as well as crystal grinding or finding key materials to farm I am quite sure I can make a lot of money out there but WOW is it pricey.
Right now we are a month or so out from the 2.55 or whatever patch which will probably be the last content patch before Heavesward. Heavensward will render all my gear useless and require me to start over. That being said it’s not the worst money grind I’ve ever had and it’s certainly a different sort of engagement in gameplay style.
Money isn’t a huge deal in FF XIV. There’s not a lot of things you need to buy and it seems like accumulating it to buy vanity gear or to fill in key pieces (or help level an alt) is the big priority. I will keep grinding money and try to figure out the best ways and places to spend it when the expansion drops but it will be interesting to see how fast I can make money and how worthwhile it is to upgrade gear I will be dropping in three months or less.
So I’ve played Final Fantasy for a long time. My parents bought me the first one for the NES so long ago they might even have still been married. I was only barely old enough to understand 90% of what was going on and much of the game was simply beyond me. I bought and read the guides, I played the game and eventually beat it. As young as I was this was an incredible accomplishment. Keeping the focus to grind away, figuring out the game systems enough to actually beat the various levels, cutting through thousands of enemies and finally solving the “clues” in the game to bring down Chaos. I still love this game and have re-purchased it several times. The characters are bland, with no lines and no personality as the party is highly variable, and the NPCs are scarcely more developed but the game was fun, with interesting puzzles and challenges and I still love it.
FF XIV Callback: This is the toughest one. A four fiends dungeon might be fun. Warmech Primal fight could be a truly epic battle. Unfortunately by modern standards this game is kind of thin.
The next game I got to play “originally” was FF IV on the SNES. This game was a horse of a different color for sure. The story was far more advanced, with characters who came and went as the story demanded, who had personalities and abilities and motivations that differed from each other. This game included some of the great characters, with Kain, Cecil, Palom, Porom and Tellah all being amazing, the ubiquitous Cid had one of his better appearances and while the ladies weren’t up to their later qualities they were at least interesting characters. This is another game that was very easy to enjoy and that I thoroughly relished beating and playing over again.
FF XIV Callback: This game also should have the next iteration of the Crystal Tower in the Tower of Zot. Seriously squenix. MAKE THIS HAPPEN. And yes I know Demon Wall was already in FF XIV. TOWER OF ZOOOOOOOT!
Final Fantasy VI was the next to grace our chores and it’s my favorite of the series. Goodness what a game. Terra and Locke share a spotlight that has a lot of work to do to cover the best overall cast of any FF game. The real star of the game, though, is Kefka, the kind of guy that gives nihilism a bad name. Kefka takes this game from being a top tier game in a great series to being the defining game in the series. From his appearance to his theme to his mad laugh, Kefka came to personify everything you hated in a villain. Oh and he treated you with such utter contempt. WOW did he piss me off. One of the longest games for me to beat but OHHHHHH so satisfying.
FF XIV Callback: The part of this I’d love to see in XIV would have to be the Phantom Train. Yes I know WoW JUST did a train dungeon. Fuck it. Let’s show these folks how it’s done.
Final Fantasy VII is my third favorite. Yes it fell that low. It’s NOT a bad game at all. It’s a great game and it added a lot without betraying the core of Final Fantasy. Cloud is a great hero who stands tall even when his world comes apart at the seams. The rest of the party is a lot of fun, my problem is with Sephiroth. The giant emo bastard just pisses me off the wrong way. It’s like he wants your approval at the same time as he’s stabbing Aeris in the back. He’s not a villain, he’s a bully. He just rubbed me the wrong way and the lack of an awesome hero combined with a villain who didn’t do it for me knocks the game down even though the gameplay, the graphics, the cast, and the story were fantastic.
FF XIV Callback: We just got the gold saucer, maybe not what I’d have picked but certainly a worthy callback for this game.
Final Fantasy VIII was my first real disappointment in the series. From Cloud, who manned up after finding out terrible terrible things about his own life, to Squall who had his greatness handed to him and WHINES about it like a little baby. Yeah he eventually gets his shit together but it finally happens in the most lazy, grudging, and painful way possible. Finishing this game was a godsend. There were good sequences and some of the changes were interesting but my GOD Squall was a whiny bastard. I’ve never rooted for the villains as much as I did in this game.
FF XIV Callback: You know what,I’m good stopping at triple triad. I’m sure there’s some dungeon, some event that I missed but… fuckit I’m good calling it a day.
Final Fantasy IX was a breath of fresh air. It was old school final fantasy, it was young, energetic, filled with laughter and brilliance. It also features the absolute best and bravest hero in the series. Vivi is the MAN. Faced with a lifespan better measured in months than years, racism and hostility, and a rain of bad news sufficient to make Noah look for lumber; he tightens his belt, steps up to the plate and does what needs doing. Zidane is great, Garnet is good, Freya is good, the whole party is fun but Vivi makes the game. There’s no comparison between him and Cloud or Squall or even Cecil. He’s on another level and quickly becomes a beloved character. The gameplay is classic ATB, the summons are fun, and the atmosphere is fantastic. It easily earns it’s spot as the 2nd best game in the series.
FF XIV Callback: This one kind of screams for Hildibrand. I mean they could do something with the Lifa tree, but Hildibrand seems like he’d like “I want to be your canary”.
Final Fantasy X is a really interesting game. There’s a lot to be said positive and negative. It’s a tearjerker for sure, and Tidus is an interesting hero. He might be the only guy in the world who whines MORE than Squall… but Squall is a volunteer special forces soldier whereas Tidus is a sports superstar who finds himself in the middle of the most awful war he could imagine. And then things get worse. The difference is Tidus mans up fast and Squall is still whining. This game had a brilliant cast of people who interacted like you would imagine real people would in these situations, villains you love to hate, a story that drives you to binge-play like mad and and ending that just yanks the rug out from under you.
FF XIV Callback: Can we make it so I can kill Seymour Guado a lot? I mean like a lot. I mean like low level dungeon trash? FINE but Anima HAS to be a Primal fight. And I want to kill Seymour.
FF XII is next. I’m not doing the MMOs. Ugh. What a bland game. You give up a ton of control and eventually figure out the best way to play the battles is to come up with a good script and walk away. Then you do the same for the rest of the game. The story is interesting but not urgent, the characters are bland and I just couldn’t make myself finish it.
FF XIV Callback: Honestly I don’t know. There’s a lot I still don’t know about this game.
FF XIII I did manage to finish. The tutorial on how to do the credits was a nice touch, I wasn’t sure what I was supposed to do. This game suffered by alternating between leading you by the hand and murdering you with bosses whose abilities had suddenly escalated by an order of magnitude. It’s a weird game with a lot of systems I liked but I couldn’t get attached to the characters and the voice acting was just painful to listen to. It really really was.
FF XIV Callback: I loved the huge flying fal’Cie. Running raids through one of these (active or fallen) could be one hell of a lot of fun.
So FF XIV, LotRO and EvE all have one problem in common. They have great communities. I’m not kidding. They all have great communities. And that’s a problem at times.
Tonight I was running the monotonous drudgery that is Dzemael Darkhold. I’m not sure whether it’s the worst dungeon in FF XIV (Cutter’s Cry is close and some people hate Aurum Vale just as much) but it’s not a fun dungeon. I was helping a FC mate through it, and he had only run it once so we were going to clear things thoroughly and rather deliberately. I wasn’t going to race through and I wasn’t going to skip lots of things. We got a DPS and a healer through Duty Finder and off we went. And immediately the complaints began. Now I’ll take complaints from a healer. It friggin sucks to have your queue be this dungeon, and to have a group wanting a full clear. Then our DPS started bitching. About everything. I invited him to keep talking if he wanted to wait for another 45 minute DPS queue.
By the end I was heated. I was upset at the way I and my EXTREMELY new friend had been treated by these guys. They were rude, inconsiderate, and constantly pushing for bigger pulls and faster clears even though the healer was going OOM as soon as I pulled more than one group at a time. They kvetched like my grandmother when I forget to call (which… I need to do) and were all over the place hitting targets and pulling extra mobs. It was a fiasco. The bosses went down easily, which is a bit of a surprise in DD.
What made it that much more painful is that this game has a great community. 99% of the time you’d get supportive people giving advice, then hearing what your intentions are, and why you are doing it this way, working with you instead of against you. We had one of our DPS sitting out a fight because he didn’t think we should bother with side rooms.
EvE has people who will shit up the game sometimes, and some of that is to be expected in a game, but others will take things too far. Out of game threats, homophobic slurs, asshattery that frankly demeans the community and the insulter far more than the insultee. And yes I’m making new words here. You don’t like it make you own blog.
LotRO has people that will use any excuse, bug or other opportunity to harass the large RP community, and finding people for raids can be… ugh. Also the line between casuals and elitists is SO thick it’s a lethal weapon. You can get whomped by it because someone thinks your legendaries are crap. I’ve only run into it once or twice but MY GOD is it awful.
And all of these things are made worse because the communities in these games are SO GOOD. The podcasts, blogs, news sites, vlogs, forums…. everything. It’s so good! There’s so much content generated by the community and it all helps a lot. Even divisive people add a ton through both what they generate and the spin off comments and hate that adds even more entertainment. It all adds up to a situation that when you get genuinely toxic people, people who have no interest in helping others meet their goals, who just want to do their thing or who actively seek to destroy other people’s experience.
Ok rant over. This weekend I’ll talk about getting our new guy geared up once he hits 50 on Dragoon. That’s right folks. Dead Dragoon jokes incoming!
So two of my favorite games are FF XIV and LotRO. They have something in common and it’s something I love and hate about the games. That thing is the legendary / relic weapons. These are weapons that can grow with you (theoretically). These are really iconic systems in both games, and there’s been a lot of words spilled over both systems but hey, I’m all about beating dead horses so grab a club and let’s get to it!
Legendary weapons are unlocked through a level 50 quest that everyone runs at 45. The initial weapon lasts you until about .01 seconds after you turn 51. The weapon you ground so long to get will then be broken up for spare parts. No kidding. Imagine if Bilbo had gotten Sting, then picked up St1ng and Stung or whatever and realized it was .3% better and said SEE YA WEAPON OF LEGEND, broken it into pieces and used a couple of those pieces on the new weapon. Then the rest of the fragments get melted down into more fragments. This is the most EvE like part of the game with level 100 weapon development often involved hours of planning with spreadsheets, tons of bag space, more hours of grinding, and lots of money (real or in-game) and a lot of luck. You can spend a lot of time working on a first age weapon only to get totally hosed by it having only 3 base major legacies. 4 is considered good (or useable) and you can buy one extra for each weapon. I’ve seen one with a base 5 and everyone has HEARD of someone who got 6 majors but I’ve never seen it on any weapon you would want to use (and it’s diminishing returns anyway by that point) but anytime you spend hours and hours raiding or dozens/hundreds more grinding to get items to make a first age only to get screwed by an RNG mechanic…. Fuck that. The system doesn’t feel very legendary and without a lot of planning and work you can go down a road that requires you to redo a lot of the planning on the weapons. There’s also more grinding to upgrade the legacies to make them cheaper to level up so you can level up more legacies and if this doesn’t make much sense… well… that’s why I say it doesn’t feel legendary. It’s a great concept with meh planning and poor implementation leading to a real mess.
Ohhhh Relic Weapons. First you grind. Then you grind A LOT more. Then you grind some more. Then there’s some building of your weapon. Which involves a metric ton of grinding. Then you grind some more. Then you give up and find a group to run final coil and get a better weapon anyway. Let me talk a bit about the grind. Just to get the base (ilvl 80) weapon you need to: Get a broken weapon. Buy/Make and then upgrade/pay someone to upgrade another weapon. Fight a Chimera (one of the more annoying bosses for melee/tanks). Run Amdapor Keep, which used to be a real pain in the neck and is now very fun due to how much damage a group can have. Kill 24 beastmen with a poor version of the weapon you want, kill a Hydra, which is an annoying boss for EVERYBODY. Kill Ifrit (cake). Kill Garuda (pie a la mode). Kill Titan (fuck fuckity fuck fuck this can be a nightmare). Buy some oil (hope you have some soldiery handy) and finally COLLECT YOUR WEAPON. That’s step one. The next step involves grinding soldiery (can be done in an evening) to upgrade to the ilvl 90.
Ok. You’re done with the easy part. Now you have to farm Fates to get Atma. Fates are open world events and Atma are random drops. Supposedly around 15% but at one point they were as low as 2%. This can easily eat a whole weekend just to upgrade one weapon and you will find that, for the item level it has very low stats. There’s a reason for that. Its power hasn’t been unlocked yet! You need to grind more soldiery tokens to get books, then do what the books say to unlock the power. This can take a week or so now, but it could take forever back in the day when there was a weekly cap on soldiery that was less than what you needed to get a book.
Done yet? Nope. Time to grind more Fates, and while you are at it there’s now two levels of RNG hell. First you need Alexandrite to drop, then you use the alexandrite to meld specific stats into a weapon to increase secondary stats that you choose. Great! I get to pick my upgrade path! Only Alexandrites aren’t a guaranteed drop and the melds can fail meaning I need even more of them. Grind-fucking-tastic.
Then you need Light. Light isn’t nearly as random and while it will be another grindtastic hell to get it all done, at least the RNG gods can’t shit all over you for hours on end.
Not done yet though. Now for the Zodiac Brave step. 400k gil (Which I actually have now, miracle of miracles) 80k grand company seals (you should actually have this by now if you’ve been paying attention) 6400 MORE soldiery tomestones. Which you won’t have. Drop from 15 dungeons, which frankly should get you a lot of the way to that 6400 soldiery, crafted mats (hint they ain’t cheap) desythesized mats (even less cheap) and some gathered mats, which are cheapish all things told. Oh and some random other mats that you probably have sitting in your bags anyway.
Now for the kicker. You can get alternate weapons that will be just fine. One of them is frankly an upgrade to my way of looking at things, dropping a useless stat for a useful one. Some of the weapons are truly phenomenal (there’s one for every class) some are a bit meh. They do look amazing and will hopefully lead to better things later on but for now I’m underwhelmed. I completed step 3 today, and will start gathering books this week. I’m looking at about two weeks of this (!) to get my weapon better than the one I already have, and even then I’ve got one stat I just don’t want on it, then on to alexandrite. I don’t feel like I’m working on something legendary, I feel like a hamster on a wheel. A heavily randomized and slow wheel.
Fine Fine Fine What do you Want?
Well that’s the real trick. I love how LotRO gives you access to the system early. I would love to find a 1st Age Weapon in Moria and bring it with me all the way. I want it to really level up with me as I move along. Especially because the Moria weapons look GREAT. I would open them up even earlier. Most games have a point where the leveling process drops off a cliff. I mean really really harsh. For WoW it’s the 30s and 40s and LotRO this is around 25. FF XIV has it in the 30s. You know what would spice this up? Starting on your legendary weapon. It’s one thing to have a grindfest at endgame when it’s grinds on top of grinds, but if you spread it out over levels upon levels, well, it’s not so bad. You can have it undergo a marked increase in power as you reforge it. Especially in a system like FF XIV where each class only uses one weapon type. In a game like WoW or LotRO you might have to invent some deus ex machina stuff to get around people wanting to switch to a different weapon or different type of weapon (1h vs. 2h for example).
So start it earlier, spread out the grind. Now I want control. Primary stats only please. Let me chase down questlines for secondary stats, let me infuse it with power from the blood of my enemies, let me quench it in the nameless depths below the deepest caverns, or temper it in the heat of the hottest volcano. Let the weapon become part of the characters story. Make it an Excalibur, a Sting, an Anduril, an Icingdeath, a Durandal, something of power and mystery. Something that gains the traits the wielder and creator wants, not some arbitrary set.
I want it to feel legendary. The best results should take time, but more importantly, skill. Want the highest, most powerful version? Be ready for challenging content, raid tier and solo content that is demanding and puts you through trials to earn the right to carry the greatest weapon, not just get carried by friends, but mastering your class, playing at a high level and earning the best rewards. Doing normalized content, where the challenge scales with your level and gear so you can’t just overpower it. I want to walk into town with my glowing blade of light and have people KNOW they are dealing with someone who knows what he’s about.
FF could start the quest with the Ifrit trial, granting you a weapon from the otherwise dropless fight. It starts with mediocre stats but as you progress you infuse it with more power, with optional quests to grant you more and more stats and slots for secondary stats. Unlocking the last stats and the highest upgrades should take truly legendary levels of skill, but it shouldn’t require endlessly doing a low return on time invested task.
So Final Fantasy XIV has come to take a BIG part of my gaming time again. This game just cannot be shaken from the rotation. I’m going to make a list of things I love.
- The slower Global Cooldown. I do sometimes feel like I don’t have anything to do, there are times when it causes things to lag, but if you manage to lineup some cooldowns off the global cooldown you feel like a rock star, and it gives you a LOT of time to enjoy the battle environment, animations, music, everything.
- The visceral thrill that is Final Fantasy’s music and graphics. This game is stunningly beautiful and the music is amazing. Primal fights especially feature thematic music with a very “primal” theme. From the drums-pounding relentless beat of Titan to the melodic, paced Ramuh theme these songs add so much flavor to a rich game. The graphics are, if anything, better. The cities are huge and often inconvenient, but beautifully done and you feel like you’re exploring them. The world is even more so, not as sprawling as that of Everquest or FF XIs MASSIVE planets, but large and wide in a way that forces you to really dig into the world, the lack of flying mounts helps as well.
- The game design has a lot of thought going into it and it shows. I don’t agree with all the decisions. One day I will build an aetheryte plaza in Vesper Bay. However the integration of the games many dungeons, FATEs and sidequests makes the game a smooth ride once you get used to the system.
- The game teaches you to play. I may get the wife into this in a couple months. From the tutorials to the guildhests this game will spoon feed you lessons. Sometimes it’s patronizing, until you get into a group in a dungeon and think “wow… these guys should play the guildhests,”
- The community. Look I love EvE Online and it STILL has the best community out there. While simultaneously having the most dangerous community out there. But MAN these guys are usually fantastically accepting, willing to deal with the wipefests and help each other out through thick and thin. Sure there’s been some parties where people freak out, but not like I’ve dealt with in WoW or ANYTHING like the trailer park shit I’ve dealt with in EvE. Do they reach the same heights of brilliance as the best of EvE or WoW? No. But I’ll take the calm tyvm.
- A relentless focus on PvE. Look I like PvP. When I want it I can log into WoT, LoL, and ruin someones evening. They do that aspect well. Squenix doesn’t try to mix bubble gum into salsa, SWTOR has been wrecked by trying to balance the two, even WoW with resources that are practically limitless, can’t do it perfectly. FF XIV gives us a tacked on sort of PvP that I have a hard time remembering exists.
- Interesting classes. I know some people don’t find a ton of variety and I think I see what they are point, but it boils things down to such an abstract that we’re all pressing 1-= with modifiers for different skillbars. Summoners, Black Mages and Bards have WILDLY different playstyles and roles that go way deeper than “ranged DPS” White Mages and Scholars are very different, as are Paladins and Warriors. The melee DPS is the one place I see some blending, but even then the utility difference between Monks, Dragoons and Ninjas makes a huge difference. Each class has its own style, and its own partisans.
- Story. There’s a lot of story. It goes on and on. It’s classic Final Fantasy stuff chock full of JRPG drama and adds a lot to the experience.
Which is not to say the game is perfect. There’s things that do hurt it and make for sizeable humps in the road.
- Uninspiring Mechanics. Look some of these bosses just aren’t interesting. As a tank I more or less have to grab the boss, turn him, and keep him from AOEing the group and that’s about it for maybe 4/5 bosses. That’s not to say there aren’t individual challenges and/or cooldown rotations, but you could fall asleep as a tank at times and that takes doing.
- Crutches and Crutch Removal. Every AOE has a marker on the group. ALMOST. You get used to dodging out of them then that ONE boss comes up and WHAMMO everyone is eating boots to the head. No Bueno.
- Grindfests. You don’t even want to know. Look up some guides on relic weapons. Wow. I haven’t even really tried it.
- Story. Yeah it’s here too. First they give you what amounts to a cell phone. Which you mostly use by nodding your head to whatever is said because you’re a Final Fantasy Hero. Then every mission requires you to go back to the same start point anyway. Usually in Vesper Bay requiring a wasted 2-3 minutes of travel time. It also stifles a good bit of player creativity. It’s hard to blog about the story when it’s THAT cut and dry. Not that that will slow me down.
- Lag. My god the lag. It’s ridiculous and I know I’m not the only one to have screamed in frustration when Titan knocks me a mile off the platform WELL after I got clear of the landslide. Grumble grumble.
Look this is a really really good game. I’m not going to say it’s a great game. It’s fanboyish as hell. If you love Final Fantasy you owe it to yourself to play it because it is CHOCK FULL of callbacks to earlier games. From the enemies, to the music, the the bosses, to the allies there’s endless references to the enemies we’ve hated, the allies we’ve loved, the allies we’ve hated and the enemies we’ve loved. Chocobos are in, Biggs, Wedge and Cid are together as they should be, Malboros have bad breath, and you DO… NOT… FUCK… WITH… TONBERRIES. Seriously.
Two huge items in gaming news this week. The first is that Massively is gone. This is surprising at first look but now that I’ve had time to think about it there really isn’t much to be surprised about. Basically there’s a lot of problems with Massively
- Groupon School of Journalism: Look I have a lot of respect for anyone who makes a living doing something creative. I consider writing my biggest strength on the creativity side and let’s face it, I’m ok. I can capture a phrase, I can communicate but I’m not the next Kurt Vonnegut, Mark Twain or even Doctrine Man!. All that being said… the writing quality at Massively was all over the place. Even article to article by the same writer you never knew if you were getting a carefully crafted piece or a hack job taken straight from the game in questions website.
- Poor Editorial Direction: Not covering news on events in game, especially when you are writing about… say… EvE Online, is like writing about fashion in the halls of Congress but not about ANYTHING else. You are missing the point even if the suits are nice. Neutering your coverage or having other writers step in who don’t know the game/community/meta to cover breaking events means you look awful, especially when the community itself can provide capable coverage (as EvE bloggers do)
- Formatting: Look at the website. It’s functional. It works. There’s a lot of whitespace. It’s painfully white, and just… dull.
- The Media Itself: For all the success Massively had, it was a written word format site in a media meta dominated by podcasts, streams, vlogs, tweets, and with more formats all the time… written articles just don’t grab the key demographics. AOL may have killed something that was successful while it was still successful but the writing for this format (including blogs like this) is on the wall.
Now I feel awful for the people that worked there. From what they’ve been posting the experience has been awful with uncertainty, rumors, and apathy rampant from their corporate masters. Now these people have to scrabble for work and I hope they find it. I’ve enjoyed the page for all the criticism I’ve leveled at it and I wish them all a swift, safe landing with bosses who understand things better and who give them the creative direction, freedom, and inspiration they will need to succeed.
Then there’s the SOE fiasco. WOW. This is… I can’t… I don’t… Ok I wouldn’t trade places with John Smedley for anything right now. I follow him on Twitter, along with about 73 thousand other people. He’s a brilliant social media, guy, but man there’s no way to spin this. I don’t think the investors will be doing much with any of the IPs outside of Planetside 2, Everquest, and… well… let’s count ourselves lucky if those come out. The company will be sold for parts and soon, and I suspect that Smed himself is actively looking for a “new challenge” to take on that doesn’t involve shuffling the deck chairs on the Titanic.
Ok It’s a new year I should probably talk a bit about what my plans are and how they affect the blog. First off I just can’t play EvE anymore. It doesn’t attract me, it isn’t fun, and I don’t have time for it. Hanging out for 30 minutes to wait for a fleet that takes 2 hours to engage to lose my ship in the first moments because I’m way up in the alphabet just sucks. Unfortunately this rather trashes the central trunk of my blog as EvE Online is by far the easiest game out there to write about. But if I wanted easy I’d play WoW so let’s see what I am playing.
Well, actually…. WoW
The game is in a great place at the moment. The devs have done a good job of distilling the game down to the essence of what they want it to be, finding engaging things for you to do, and letting you do them. They’ve made everything from leveling to raiding accessible and other than how flat and dull PvP feels for me everything just works. I’m working on alts right now and have my 100 arms warrior just cleaving the hell out of things.
Revan is an interesting subject for an expansion and I hope they do him justice. I’ve heard some dark things and the early part of the story is frankly bizzare. My Sith Jugg is a Dark Lord of the Sith and one of the most powerful beings in the Empire and you are afraid of him because… you think he’s a pirate? WTF. I hope the writing gets better. Gameplay wise I’m happy with it. I feel more powerful, the tuning was well done and I hope to see more developments like that.
Awwww yeah. Nothing says fun like little painted men. I’ve got some plans for this year, including hopefully a journeyman league run in the summer. Currently paging through the Cryx book for one off games and trying to assemble Terminus. Seriously PP models that big need to be plastic.
Star Wars Armada
It’s on. It’s on and popping. Pre-ordered and drooling over it. Cannot wait.
LotRO and EvE and STO
These are the back benchers right now. LotRO just had an awful producer letter that neuters my desire to play it, EvE is too much time-sink for too little boom-boom and STO will get some play time but… it needs some oomph. I think they are starting something good with the BOFF revamp but I want to see better and more innovative content. And better writing. Watching the entire crew of a Scimitar pour energy fire into a guy wearing a T-shirt was painful. Like, Shatner-esque
So what to write about. WoW is probably the only game with more digital ink spilled than EvE and I don’t feel I have anything to add. I’ll certainly opine on things that happen in the game if they climb onto my radar, SWTOR has some possibilities, and of course there will be pictures of miniatures as they get assembled and painted. General gaming news certainly has some possibilities and obviously snarking about everything will probably be part of it but… we’ll see.
Like a lot of things with Khador this thing is as subtle as an axe to the face. The Destoyer will shoot things and then bash them in the face with its axe. The Juggernaut will hit things really, really hard. Over and over. Both of these bastards are tough as nails. Very high armor, an incredible number of damage boxes, weapons that hit like trucks gone wrong. Slightly slower than rocks going uphill. Sorscha is the key to the box. She is a missile. The heavies herd the enemy, thrashing what they can, chasing away what they can’t. Sorscha can race across the table as fast as any battlebox caster and hit hard. Not as hard as a heavy, but still hard enough to crush any light or any ‘caster. This is a fun, challenging, and tough box.
Caster – 8/10 – Sorscha does a little bit of everything, a solid spell list, a great feat, and a good weapon. No one is going to complain about her. She’s an aggressive all-rounder and that’s good in this game.
Destroyer – 6/10 – canted a little bit to the shooting side, and too slow to be really really good, but not something you want to underestimate.
Juggernaut – 7/10 – Nearly 8/10 he hits like a truck, but is just too slow. Way too slow.
A great box. 2nd only to Cryx. There’s a lot of fun to be had here. Kreoss is a bastard. He’s got decent spells. He’s got an amazing feat. He hits plenty hard. Backing him up are the Crusader, an unsubtle, hard hitting jack with some power to it, while Kreoss can’t buff it, he can support it by clearing out enemy buffs and debuffs. There’s a Repenter which is great at clearing out infantry (and pretty useless in a battle box) and a Revenger which gives you an arc node. This makes Kreoss even better. This allows Kreoss to move about freely and still affect the battlefield as a whole with his spells. Most factions you buy models and use their abilities to support each other. Protectorate operates differently. You buy models and use their abilities directly on each other to build massive combos so something that looks unimpressive but cheap is just an empty canvas waiting for paint.
Caster – 10/10 – A dominant caster who is tough to play against but not in the crippling oh-god-let-this-game-end fashion as Denny.
Crusader – 8/10 – Slow as a Jugg, it is just a better value and is far better supported by the other elements of the box.
Repenter – 6/10 – It beats the defiler. It can hit the broad side of a barn if it’s standing inside it (which the defiler CANNOT DO) and continuous effect: fire is plain MEAN. Even in a battle box facing mostly jacks.
Revenger – 7/10 – It’s useful to Kreoss but it’s not essential to him. It does make him better and helps make him dominant in the battle box setting but it’s just not quite there as a choice for him.
So one of the truths of life is that people fight harder over the littlest shit. My mother was a family practice attorney for a long time and divorces involving well off or rich people were usually bloodless and passionless. When you saw an address listing a trailer or lot number though… Woah baby. Shit is about to go down. She told me about a couple that was going claws out crazy over a $5 pot from Wal-Mart. Keeping two lawyers (being paid 3 figures by the hour) and at times a mediator who cost even more.
But what does this have to do with EvE? Well… Lowsec is the trailer park of EvE. There’s nothing great in it, the people might be great people but none of them are changing the world. And when these guys get their sandcastles rustled… Shit goes down. Tempest in a teapot doesn’t begin to describe it. Hurricane in a shotglass. Cat 5 time.
The biggest dramastorm I have ever had to endure involved a lowsec alliance torn apart over some bullshit. We had a nice high rarity moon that we basically held on sufferance of some local heavy hitters with R&K being the final arbiter of injustice. None of us were getting much money, and Aridia is famous mostly for being a desolate hinterland in a game where 90% of lowsec could be used as a dictionary definition of “Desolate Hinterland”. One corp decided they wanted a direct cut rather than just some vague promise of help in the future from money being thrown into the warchest. So they did what politicians have done since time immemorial, they promised this money to everyone over and over and lied about the guy in power. It tore everyone up. Our corp had no doubt about who we backed, but watching the process play out was agony. Over nothing. This wasn’t a system with 20 tech moons. It was one moon. It was some lines over who got credit for what. It was egos and preening and garbage and e-honor. It was a $5 dollar vase that tore up thousands in time and tears.
At its worst lowsec is a screaming redneck family tearing each other apart over stuff you wouldn’t pay a buck for at a yard sale. But it’s not all drama, and it’s not all bad. More on that later. Fly dangerous, score kills.
So if I’m coming back to EvE I’m doing EvE-lite. I do not have the time or inclination to run a corp or take any sort of leadership role in any alliance or even corporation. I want to PvP but I don’t want to spend forever waiting. I want to jump into a community and have things ready for me. Right now FW is waving a big flag even if Caldari (my normal faction) is a hot mess but right now I don’t mind winning or losing, I mind wasting three hours of my life when I’m newly married, busy at work and generally very limited on my gaming time.
So I’m looking at all kinds of nasty frigates and AFs and Ewar frigates. I’ve got an app in for a corp and we will see where I go once the Fancy Hat is gone.